Jeffrey Zalles
This Pimple is Making Me Angry
I have this little pimple on my face and I’m angry! My dermatologist told me it’s probably from a hair follicle that got trapped when I...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Feb 21, 20201 min read
Rabon Memes
Bill Rabon is a veterinarian and a Republican member of the North Carolina State Senate.
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Jeffrey Zalles
Feb 18, 20202 min read
A Business Opportunity
Thanks to Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, I am today announcing my latest business venture. At the age of four, this remarkable public...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Feb 7, 20201 min read
Rouzer Memes
David Rouzer is a Republican and member of the US House of Representatives for the 7th district of North Carolina.
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Jeffrey Zalles
Feb 7, 20201 min read
Tillis Memes
Thom Tillis is a Republican and the junior US senator from North Carolina. He is running for reelection in 2020.
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Jeffrey Zalles
Jan 3, 20201 min read
Sticker Shock
On a recent ride into town, I found myself behind a car with a bumper sticker that read SUPPORT OUR TROOPS. I imagined addressing the...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Jan 2, 20206 min read
Review of Vision Square Eyecare
You might want to take some of the five-star reviews of this business with a grain of salt. More on that later. But first, let’s take a...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Dec 20, 20191 min read
2020 Postcard
Brunswick County, NC, is a challenge for Democrats. Not only are they a minority, but most voters ignore individual candidates and simply...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Nov 27, 20191 min read
Drop the Plantation
Plantation. As the word crosses my mind, I envision Scarlet O’Hara in her beautiful mansion on her idyllic estate, surrounded by loyal...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Nov 25, 20191 min read
Wilmington, You've Come a Long Way
Oh Wilmington, your middle name is Potential. Culture abounds, from museums to theatre to art galleries. You are home to a major...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Nov 25, 20192 min read
The Holiday Spirit
The American holiday season is back. It’s a time when families reunite and there is a spirit of generosity and compassion in the air. One...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Oct 31, 20191 min read
You Have Taught Me So Much
Dear Grandpa, You have been such an important part of my childhood. From my earliest days, the lessons you taught me have served as my...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Oct 25, 20191 min read
Nostalgia for Better Times
On October 17 America lost a true statesman and hero, Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings. Watching former president Barak Obama speak...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Oct 10, 20192 min read
Look at the Big Picture
Many of us are frustrated by the silence of our representatives when it comes to calling out President Trump on some of his outrageous...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Aug 25, 20192 min read
10-Year-Old Says No to Light-Up Shoes
Recent reports by the National Safety Council and the National Center for Health Statistics pegged the odds of an American being killed...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Aug 21, 20191 min read
Is Trump Gaming the Market?
On a recent Monday, global markets tumble on fears that President Trump’s new tariffs on China will cause a worldwide economic slowdown....
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Jeffrey Zalles
Aug 10, 20192 min read
Response to Praise From an Oil Industry Advocacy Group
The following is a letter from the Consumer Energy Alliance, a front group for the oil and coal industries, followed by a response ghost...
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Jeffrey Zalles
Aug 6, 20191 min read
America's #1 Hate Organization
First they attacked Black Lives Matter, and you didn’t speak out – because you are not black. Then they attacked Muslims, and you didn’t...
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